that’s baseball

Often used to describe situations or outcomes that are unpredictable yet inevitable. It suggests that certain events, whether fortunate or unfortunate, are a natural part of life and should be accepted as such.

However, this phrase is rarely used to actually describe baseball. Can be used to introduce comedic relief when responding to otherwise bad news.
Paul - “Dude I got laid off from my job today so I went home early and walked in on my wife cheating on me.”

Tim - “Yeesh, that’s baseball for ya”
by astroducky December 23, 2023
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Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.
Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.
by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025
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14" baseball-bat ho

the most common use for a sloppy second bitch
dont you dare use my backyard or youll go from a batcave to a 14" baseball-bat ho
by Cody5050 January 27, 2021
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alabama baseball

When everything you have tried is all fucked up and nothing is working out for you at all or if somebody doesn't notice what your doing for them.
Man quit playing alabama baseball for a while (your trying to hard) and think about it before you try again, then you might actually think of something that will wiñ the ball game. If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Not everybody learns the same way.
by Reallee March 17, 2024
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Kiss a baseball boy

“Hey it’s November 29 yk what that means”
“No I don’t”

“It’s kiss a baseball boy day
by Teneueneyebek November 28, 2021
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Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is proven to be the worlds most proficient baseball player. He has built his career through fear and strength, terrifying his opponents with the mention of ‘99
Person one: Who’s the Best Baseball Player ever?
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99
by pxxceful July 22, 2023
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Baseball beers

Types of beers found at a sporting event. Typically in larger quantities than a normal 12 oz.
Hey can you pickup some baseball beers on the way?

Baseball beers?

Yeah the tall michelobs.
by jake_s69 April 12, 2021
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