Tender

(1)A fine YOUNG Man who is obviously too young for a Real Woman to be involved with. Age difference of maybe 6-12 years (i.e) Woman: Age 27 Tender Age 19 (2) One whose order at McDonald's would probably be Chicken Nuggets with an orange soda

Guy: (smiling)Hey Ma! How you doin today? You lookin all fine, can I call you later on?

Girl: (blushing) Oh that's so sweet!...You look kinda young for me, How old are you?

Guy: Aww Baby, I'm a grown ass man. I'll be 22 in December

Girl: (laughing) Awwww! Your'e still a chicken tender. Can I buy you a Happy Meal or something? LOL

by Young Tender July 2, 2008

Tendersass

tend·er·sass
1) An object so tender and sassy at the same time that describing it as tender and sassy would not do it justice.
2) The second greatest honor you can bestow on an object. Scrumtralecent is the highest.

1) Man, that General Tsu Chicken I had the other day was so tendersass.
2) The movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist was extremely scrumtralecent... tendersass just wouldnt do it justice as a description.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Bisexual Tenders sex Offenders

An abbreviation for bts

why do girls like Bisexual Tenders Sex Offenders?

by Flubsteak October 8, 2020

Louisiana Chicken Tender

When a person spreads hot sauce on their hands then sticks one or more fingers into a female vagina resulting in pain and pleasure.

My goal for this week is to give my girlfriend a Louisiana Chicken Tender.

by Rob Buzzetta May 3, 2008

Tenderoni

While showering, when one feels the necesity to sit down due to a sudden rush of nicotine from dip and is so flustered by this, the perpetrator simply spits dip spit all over his chest, without a care in the world.

Bro, I had such an intense tenderoni today I nearly passed out.

by LYCOPROV October 2, 2008

tenner

A girl who's a 10, but dates guys who are a 6 or under.

"Did you see Ashley is dating Nigel?"

"She's an absolute tenner! I mean, she's head cheerleader, and he's captain of the chess club!

by cardsondeck March 13, 2015

brain teaser

While receiving a blowjob, the man pulls out and blows his load up the blower's nose, then screams, "That will give you something to think about!"

Sarah dumped Jim after he gave her a brain teaser.
But I thought she liked puzzles...

by Billy Jenkins January 6, 2008