shocker

two do the shovin' with one in the oven

I'm kind of tired after the 4th round. Can we just use the shocker?

by Johnny Drama August 29, 2005

The shocker

A sexual act that requires one to stick his index and middle fingers in the vaginal area of a female and the pinky in the poop loop.

Man last night i got my pinky stinky when i gave Bobby the shocker.

by Renal Ultrasound March 25, 2003

fingerless shocker

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.

"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

the shocker

insertion of the forfinger and middle into the chocha and the pinky into the butt

She had this look of pure disdain as well as unbelievable pleasure on her face when i gave her the shocker.

2 in the mush, 1 in the tush
2 in the pudge, 1 in the fudge
2 in the twat, 1 in the knot.

by Adam Powers July 3, 2008

salt lake stacker

When a mormon man stacks his wives on top of each other and has sex with them at the same time. Exiting and entering them in sequential order.

John: Dude, did you hear about Marvin?
Jim: No way, what's up with Marvin?
John: He totally rocked the salt lake stacker with like 12 chicks. It was crazy.
Jim: Nice!!!

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Marvin: I AM ROCKING THE SALT LAKE STACKER WITH LIKE 12 CHICKS!!!! NICE!!!!

by Alex_2022 December 14, 2008

stockbrokeresque

An adjective used to describe a man/women who plays with others' money. They feel as if they've "worked" after taking extreme risks and experience large temporary financial gains due to market volatility and risky investment practices.

The person being described usually drives an expensive car and wears expensive suits. They seem to be good with numbers, but probably couldn't pass a college algebra class.

He's stockbrokeresque. He'll win your confidence and lose your money.

by Big Idiot April 23, 2006

Sticker Ninja

An adolescent thief who steals the stickers out of magazines in bookstores. Doing so is often a form of training for future professional shoplifters.

"My Sticker Ninja skills are far superior to yours, everything I own is covered with meaningless stickers!"

"Dude, did you see that Sticker Ninja? He totally just tore a page out!"

by smokeycut December 26, 2008