Steam review

The worst of the worst. Steam users will relentlessly downvote your review into oblivion if you so much as criticize their favorite game, but will upvote inside jokes and other garbage "reviews" that don't help people out at all. If you base your purchases off Steam reviews you may just be a retard.

If you decide not to recommend a game, you must provide a 10 paragraph essay about why you don't like the game and you have to still kiss the game's ass the whole time and downplay any frustrations you might have, lest you succumb to the wrath of the Steam hordes. This strict mob mentality is not applied if you decide to recommend a game, then you can write damn near anything and get upvotes.

Typical steam review recommendation system:

207 out of 215 people found this review helpful:

I made a cowboy go into space and shoot the moon 10/10! RECOMMENDED!

Meanwhile your review:

2 out of 100 people found this review helpful:

This game was ok, but had some flaws and here's why.... reviewer talks at length why he didn't like the game in a fair manner

by Prometheus McSpanky May 13, 2017

steam fuck

When you boil water and capture the steam and put your dick in it

I'm about to steam fuck that

by Killum May 16, 2017

Steamed Carrot

Girls farts on guys P*nus while spooning
also known as the fork fart

"I just steamed your carrot, HAHAHA"
"Thats was a boiled steamed carrot"

by forklifter90 August 12, 2012

Steaming Seagal

To defacate on your partners chest followed by rapidly karate chopping the feces pile. Similar to a Steam Jackhammer.

She was really into the Steaming Seagal until I started beating on her chest and saying one liners.

by kdogg76 August 31, 2015

steam turbine

Refer's to a sex session where the movement begins slow, and as the man and woman begin to sweat more, they are driven to increase the tempo, power, and volume of the sex session until one of them achieves an orgasm of such force that it causes one or both parties to release a "WWOOOOOOOOOOO" type noise, and both seize up due to muscle fatigue.

I was hoping for a simple quickie.. but after things got going.. it just turned into a steam turbine and we couldn't stop ourselves! And that is why I have charlie horses in both legs.

by SavageValatina July 23, 2017

steam tubing

having a girl use a tube to blow smoke into her pussy then breathing in the smoke as you fuck her

i was steam tubing with that bitch and got high as fuck

by phyzc1 January 28, 2012

Steam dragon

The shit you take after eating spicy ass Chinese food

Oh god I ate way too much Panda Kung pao I feel a steam dragon brewing!)

by Clit Commander 411 February 26, 2017