Jedi Status 

A state of mind that is only attained by veteran potheads whereby the effect of the marijuana is to elevate said smoker's overall functionality, efficiency and pimpiness; level of awareness that causes the smoker to anticipate or intuit potential obstacles in his or her path and negotiate situations expertly.

Dude, that was so Jedi Status of Jonny to strap those little liquor bottles to his nuts in order to sneak them into the concert.

Jedi status on the mic apparatus

Jedi Status by Dr. Quez June 14, 2009

Shank Status 

Getting so fucked up that you can't tell the difference between 5's and 10's.

Yo i got so Shank Status last night that i hooked up with girls that were 5 and below

Shank Status by Shawshank Redemption April 3, 2013

Dumb Hoe Status 

Whenever every a woman acknowledges and then ignores that a guy is being an asshole to her.

She has Dumb Hoe Status because she still dated him even after he gave her a black eye.

Dumb Hoe Status by El Cracker February 1, 2010

ogre status 

In it's simplest term: a male who is significantly bigger and taller when compared to normal men. Most males that qualify for "ogre status" (also abbreviated as ogre) hail from Scandinavian, Central and Northern European roots. Generally to be ogre status, you must be at least 6'4" and weigh 260+ lbs. It should be noted that "ogre status" generally doesn't denote being overweight, rather they are more commonly composed of inherit muscle and a large skeletal frame.

Often the term ogre status is applied to describe an act which proves dominance over another person.

Word of warning: Don't fuck with someone that is ogre status.

That motherfucker is straight up ogre status, I heard he tore that bitch in two pieces and blew hookerbacon all over her face.

ogre status by Jeremy R. December 9, 2008

hammock status

A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.

Do you know where Justin is?

He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...

hammock status by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010

Decepticon Status 

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?

Guy 2: No man what's up?

Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.

Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.

Decepticon Status by dorktron March 15, 2011

Leading Status 

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.

John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."

Leading Status by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011