a gross, big, tall, smelly redneck who tries to inch his way into your friend group by repeating jokes and phrases that he doesn't understand the context of.
by Ihatemyselfie March 3, 2017
Get the squatch mug.when a woman wearing super high heels squats over an erect man (laying flat on the floor) and slides up and down on him continuously until orgasms explode!
as the mistress walked into the hotel room she noticed her man laying on the floor, her presence made his cock immediately erect and she hiked up her tube top dress, straddled him and squat fucking him good!!!
by secret mistress July 18, 2017
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by Big Doug Worden October 18, 2018
Get the Squatched mug.1. Someone who is rude or bullies others. Especially in the Duke Cannon Lodge.
2. A derogatory term for somebody who uses Dr. Squatch.
2. A derogatory term for somebody who uses Dr. Squatch.
by CNA Monster January 29, 2021
Get the Squatch mug.A squat using a free weight in a gym, in which you load up tons of weight on each side. You then barely bend your knees and push the weight back up. You then go around bragging about how much weight you did.
by jjordan33 November 25, 2010
Get the Woodbridge Squat mug.Similar to a Roman war helmet, the Mcnamer squat first requires one to shit upon their balls, and then place their soiled balls upon the eyes of their partner, friend, or unsuspecting victim, allowing their penis to drape down over the nose of the previously mentioned person.
by BagTagChapion August 21, 2015
Get the Mcnamer Squat mug.An individual from the Bahamas who shits using a squatty potty. The squatty potty elevates the legs allowing a diet of fish and Kalik to flow right out the small intestine.
by sirpippinspippins December 22, 2015
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