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Splooge

When a woman makes bonless things hard then u splooge all over a cat

Splooge is also know to come out Your bungerhole or bunger if u have a problem splooging then u should tell ur doctor to jack it for u. Also bunger nom
I splooged when the woman told me to eat the cat shit.
by Vectrite December 3, 2014
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Sloot

A sloot is the pure definition of a girl, who is of female descent, with tits ass and pussy, sometimes lacking ass and titties, that is stupid, sleezy, dumb, whorish, sucks dick past midnight, fucks guys she doesnt date, has blonde hair, has red hair, has brunette hair, has no hair, long, short, beautiful hair. Does not matter. Sloots dont even have to sucka nigga dick. Sloots can also be females who do not take part in hoe activities. AKA suck dick past midnight. They can have decent morals but in turn be completely stupid. They can also blame all males for their mistakes of dating beta males. A female can have an alpha or omega male there for them but still fuck with a beta male. Thats also a sloot. So all in all brahs. All females are sloots. Dont let them fool you. Dont let them seem not of sloot origin brahs. Because they are. Hang around long enough and youll see that and never forget, never, that...... Sloots gon slooot.
Tyrone - "Yo brah i like that ashley chick m8 she seems like a decent gal."
Jamal - "Nah brah, she fucked my boy last week."
Tyrone and Jamal together, "Sloots gon sloot."
by Pistol P 526 September 20, 2015
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Sploodge

I sploodged last night when I was talking to my parents

I was walking around naked and I sploodged all over the ground and wall
by Mass jizzer October 26, 2017
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splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.
Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007
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You Splooge, You Lose

The phrase used to describe an inopportune moment for ejaculation.
Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!

Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.

Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.
by MarceltheGreat March 20, 2011
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splooge

The gelatinous substance found in drain pipes under the kitchen sink
The sink was stopped up- when I took the pipes apart they were lined with thick gobs of splooge...
Source: Daniel the Wise, Melbourne Beach Florida
by Daniel The Wise September 25, 2006
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sploof

The incorrect term for a device actually called a "spoof".
Not a "spLoof"

SPOOF
S-P-O-O-F

A spoof is a cardboard tube from toilet paper rolls or a bottle etc filled with dryer sheets. You use it to cover up the smell of weed smoke by blowing your toke through the spoof.

If you are using a bottle, make sure you cut some holes in the one end so the fabric sheet smelling smoke can come out. Also make sure you use enough dryer sheets. Too many is never enough ;) but don't steal all your moms or she'll be pissed.

If you are using a cardboard tube, make sure you have a dryer sheet covering the one end and then stuff the f out of it with more sheets. Make sure you blow through the one end with the opening(for you slow kids).

You can also use a huge paper towel roll which is referred to as a "super-spoof".
Which is in-fact a huge spoof.

Not a sploof ! Spoof !
Man pass me the sploof !

The sploof? wtf is a sploof?!
That cardboard thing you blow your toke into!
Dude, that's a spoof, not a sploof.
No, man! its a sploof.

I have been around longer than you, its a spoof.
I unno mann...

Ya, your wrong, shut up and pass the bong.
by kool g April 14, 2011
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