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Sphino

A loud retard who is not that great at her instrument and never shuts up. constantly farts and screams thinking it's funny when it isn't.
by caboosepyatt April 23, 2025
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sphincted

The act of sphincting or fucking up. Synonymous with messing up or fucking up. Can also be used in Spanish sentences. “No mames guey, you sphincted that up”
You really sphincted that up.
by ChinoCochino! June 18, 2025
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Sphincronised

To have synchronised shits with a friend
After he took his bowl prep, I found we were Sphincronised! I even had 3 shits before breakfast.
by Possumkiller October 16, 2025
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Sphynxster

Derogatory term used primarily in academia and the scientific community to describe an Egyptologist. Their track record of assumptions being proved inaccurate earned them this moniker and relegated the legacy of the cultural anthropologist as the 'weather guessers' of the dig site by colleagues who conduct actual science.
':The water erosion evident among the older structures of the Giza Complex is indicative the construction predates the reign of the pharaohs they are attributes to. (Sigh)...never trust anything that comes out of a Sphynxster.''
by Dee Snuhtz January 1, 2026
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Wawaan Spinx

1. To say you will do something but have no intention of doing it

2. To completely forget about anything you said you would do

3. To make arrangements with multiple parties simultaneously with there being no physical way all can be satisfied

4. Dominated in all opinions and decision making by his girlfriend
" naa fuck you Peda don't do a Wawaan Spinx, you said you'd come round and bust Far Cry 2 last week,"

"Wheres Olly tonight?" , "Oh he did a Wawaan Spinx again,"
by Anon.45454 December 9, 2008
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Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.
Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...
by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016
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Eviscerated Sphincter

The physical pain caused after over exercising and/or overheating the anal canal
"Did you hear about Debbie's Eviscerated Sphincter?"
by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019
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