Sperm Face

The kind of face that when you see it you just want to jizz on it.

Guy 1: Jesus Christ did you see her face? I just want to jizz on it.
Guy 2: Yeah she has such a sperm face.

by HarryPitt February 24, 2011

Sperm bat

A persons sperm flys away

As the man was mastabating he had a sperm bat "I've got a pet sperm bat"

by Downsindrome July 20, 2016

Sperm Rustler

Kari/MagiBitch/MagiPink
One who chases the white squiggly liquid that runs down your chin after a blowjob

DAYUM man...That Bitch Kari is such a Sperm Rustler!

by NoMoneyForPaco December 28, 2005

Sperm locked

When you get so good at shootin sperm that it naturally goes for the girls face.

He is so experienced at blowing his load he just sperm locked now.

by eth-dogg December 14, 2009

speed of sperm

to adjaculate so fast that it brakes the speed of sound

garrys adjaculation was so fast it was travaling at the speed of sperm

by roastmutton July 3, 2011

sperm harvester

a tart who shags around a lot

That old tart puts it about,she's a sperm harvester.

by shovell2 November 10, 2007

packaging sperm

styrofoam packaging peanuts, see ghost poop

"They're little, white, have tails, and get all over the place, what else are you gonna' call them: packaging sperm."

"After packing the glass for shipping, I had packaging sperm all over the floor."

by eriador April 7, 2007