Sperm Cork

A person who acts as a 'sperm cork' prevents ejaculation via any means neccessary.

Richard Dunne was such a sperm cork when he tried taking pictures of Jo Cole eloping with Harriet Goldwin.

by SuperDanNoxt July 15, 2010

Sperm Face

The kind of face that when you see it you just want to jizz on it.

Guy 1: Jesus Christ did you see her face? I just want to jizz on it.
Guy 2: Yeah she has such a sperm face.

by HarryPitt February 06, 2011

Sperm bat

A persons sperm flys away

As the man was mastabating he had a sperm bat "I've got a pet sperm bat"

by Downsindrome March 18, 2016

Sperm locked

When you get so good at shootin sperm that it naturally goes for the girls face.

He is so experienced at blowing his load he just sperm locked now.

by eth-dogg December 14, 2009

speed of sperm

to adjaculate so fast that it brakes the speed of sound

garrys adjaculation was so fast it was travaling at the speed of sperm

by roastmutton July 02, 2011

Sperm Rustler

Kari/MagiBitch/MagiPink
One who chases the white squiggly liquid that runs down your chin after a blowjob

DAYUM man...That Bitch Kari is such a Sperm Rustler!

by NoMoneyForPaco December 23, 2005

sperm harvester

a tart who shags around a lot

That old tart puts it about,she's a sperm harvester.

by shovell2 October 21, 2007