Special Mayonnaise

Any local Kebab/Burger shop serves 'special' mayonnaise, sourced locally from the shops employees. Each night, the 'special' mayonnaise varies in number of ingredients, dependant on the number of employees at the retail outlet.

seller:Would you like some Special Mayonnaise

Customer: How special is it?

Seller: Well tonight there are....(counts employees)....5 ingredients

Customer: hmmm.....no thanks, i'll go without

by elratboyo April 21, 2010

Special Infected

These mother fuckers are the non Zerg rushing Zombies from Left 4 Dead. These fuckers can jump, run,climb and attack the fuck out of survivors, these are the W.T.F Zombies that make you bitches shit yourselves.

Fucking special infected.

by Special Infected March 23, 2009

Alabama Special

Mother/Son or Mother-in-law/Son-in-law getting a lapdance from a stripper at the same time, by the same stripper.

Man, I went to the strip club with my in-law and we got a Alabama Special.

by Pat239 May 14, 2008

Doghouse Special

The first sit down meal between a couple following a falling-out, disagreement and/or argument where one party has clearly been in the wrong.

Oh, that guys having the doghouse special over there...

by Dougy_18 July 17, 2011

Special Projects

The department that serves as a holding place for employees queued to be fired or layed-off.

You better get your act together or you'll wind up sharing an office with Bruce over in Special Projects.

by Godspan May 11, 2010

Wisconson bukkake special

A Wisconson bukkake special is a race between two guys to cum in a girls mouth. To start out, each guy must milk the girls tit until they have an entire glass of milk, or until the woman cannot produce anymore milk. They then chug the milk as fast as they can. When they are done drinking they masturbate, and the first person to cum inside the girls mouth wins.

Yesterday, John and I had a Wisconson bukkake special, and the girl could not feed her baby because we drank all her milk.

by IAkaFool October 30, 2007

Special Kiss

A blow job. Often used as a nicer sounding word than "oral sex". Made popular by Kane from "The Kane Show" on Hott 99.5

Her boyfriend asked her to give him a special kiss.

Guy: "can i have a kiss?"

Girl: "sure"

Guy: "How about a special kiss?"

Girl: "fine"

by iloveagoodblow August 14, 2010