by Sir Fingerer February 21, 2025
When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.
Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?
Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.
Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.
by pnutbutta May 05, 2011
Putting your arms crossed over your face and sneezing. Extra points if you flap your arms during the sneeze.
Example:
Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!
-watches the sneeze-
John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.
Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!
Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!
-watches the sneeze-
John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.
Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!
by Fumo November 21, 2010
What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)
*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
by Leopards14 December 06, 2023
It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
by livingthesecretlife December 31, 2018
by Zandroid December 04, 2017
Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.
by High coyote December 20, 2017