Samuel

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Wow that perosn is such a Samuel

by SAM RITCHIE June 13, 2018

Samuel

Samuel is a really nice boy that everyone needs in their life. He is really funny, and when he is dedicated to do something, he won't stop unless until he does it. Samuel is a person that keeps his promises, and won't break them. He is silly, and knows how to make you smile. Samuel is definitely not a shy guy and loves to have a great time with anyone.He might strike you as a "naughty boy", but deep down he is really sweet, caring and has a true heart. They will listen to you, help you with your problems, and will always be there for you. Having a Samuel in your life is a great thing, and you will never regret it.

When I met Samuel, I knew I was in for a fun time

by ana_ban.ana January 29, 2018

Samuel

He’s a nice guy, but can be awkward at times. Whenever he gets nervous he laughs it off. He loves to play guitar, and is OBSESSED with Elvis Presley. For looks otherwise, most likely cute, and has an AMAZING SMILE. He’s so nice, he could TOTALLY be Canadian !! (Which he most likely is) Just in general Sam’s a great person

Me: Omg, you know that kid Samuel right?
Friend: Yeah, what about him?!!
Me: He’s really nice!!
Friend: Oh yeah, he’s a charmer!!

by MendesArmy4Ever April 23, 2019

Simulization

Civilization existing within the realm of a simulated reality.

"According to Scientific American, there's a 50-50 chance we all live in a simulization."

by McHiram August 21, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is a dumb nigger who grabs everyones cock and pretends to be hetero

Samuel is gay as fuck

by N1g3rApe November 22, 2021

Jean-Samuel

A Jean-Samuel is a type a person that likes the challenges. Likes the challenges but doesn't like the change so much. Loves to work in team but also likes working alone. Let's say he's just the all-type-of-guy guy. Funny smiling kinda guy, loves to gatheround a Cocktail or brewski for a good ol' get together and talk about smack and jack. You want a Jean-Samuel in your Wolfpack. He's the man, the only one, the alpha male that will make people feel easy on them selves. Relax, have one and enjoy !

Jean-Samuel

by Jean-Samuel February 4, 2010

Samuel

WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT HIMSELF OR HOW COOL HIS BIKE IS. WE GET IT. YOU HAVE A BIKE YOU SELF-CENTRED MIDGET FAG

Samuel: TOES with marmite

Everyone else: put him on a bloody register for an insane asylum

by Bruh17379394736141618368339 April 15, 2019