one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.
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