Silent Fucking

The act of intercourse without emotion or sound. No make any faces. Not even feeling resentment or love. Not making a noise.

That guy was a silent fucker last night. I forgot someone was fucking me! I love silent fucking!

by IDunFucknKNOW September 20, 2021

Small Silent Poots

Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...

Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.

by reborn925 November 18, 2012

Silented

To have a thought or idea, and forget it right away. As if you came up with the idea while staring at one of the Silence, and then looked away.
Coming from Doctor Who, where the order known as the Silence are "memory-proof", so you can only remember them while you look at them, and you forget them when you look away. The Silence uses post-hypnotic suggestion to make people do their bidding without people realizing what they're doing or why.

Doctor: "Amy, Rory: I have a great idea!"
Amy: "What is it?"
Doctor: "Uhh… I forget…."
Rory: "Hah. You just Silented!"

by WeAreTheSilence November 28, 2012

Silent Russian

An alcoholic drink consisting of 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, and 1 part ice.

Catwoman drinks a Silent Russian, hold the vodka and rocks, in the movie Catwoman.

by AsmodeusXr January 11, 2012

Silent Bird

The act of giving the middle finger to someone after they left the room or the area. Also included is the double silent bird when both hands are used.

My boss came in and chewed me out for not getting started with the project he never told me about. I nodded while he was describing the project but when he left I flipped him the silent bird.

by klamasa March 19, 2011

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011

Silent Greeting

An awkward half-greeting consisting of mouthing hello, with none or very little sound coming out. Only made worse when eye contact is made.

Shopper: *walks into store
Cashier: *sees someone
Cashier: "Hello!"
Shopper: "....(silent greeting)"
Cashier: "...."
Shopper: "...."
Cashier: ....can I help you?"

by Garrbear570 July 13, 2011