simeon

one who shits on peoples chests, mainly panda bears named John, and usually during video games, such as madden and fifa

Simeon: Get shitted on!!

Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?

George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?

Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it

Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?

Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)

by getshittedon! December 28, 2010

Simon Diamond

a wrestler from ECW who joined NWA-TNA back in 2003. Long-time partner of Johnny Swinger. In 2004 he became face when Swinger turned on him and soon re-named himself "Irish" Pat Kenney(which is his real name) and then the failed Empire Saint.

Simon Diamond is one of the best techincally sound wrestlers to come from the 1990's.
Simon's got a problem
Simon Diamond > Pat Kenney

by Mike May 13, 2005

Simon

The name of a tiny ass kid who would have three jackets on

Is that dipshit Simon

by Udgudhf November 19, 2019

Simeon

A common pet name for any abnormally large and unattractive mole usually on the facial area.

-Wow isn't Simeon the ugliest piece of ass you've ever seen?

-Totally!

by uglymoleholeaasoossososososbgf December 19, 2011

simonnnnne

Variant of simonne. A shower, preferably in a fraternity house with a member of the opposite sex.

I just had the greatest simonnnnne in the delt house yesterday!

by Swift Kick to the Head November 10, 2004

simon houston

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

by Derek Holland and Andy George January 24, 2005

Simon

A Rapist who believes in our one god Jason. He will typically be white and likes to commit sexual assault. He has both a Vagina and a dick.

Hey its a Simon

by SimonMO123456 December 10, 2018