Stoned Speed

The speed in which a person responds or reacts when they are stoned.

When you're trying to think of an example for stoned speed, then you get stoned speed.

by ScoobyDoo @ Shaggy2 January 17, 2017

two speed

Used to describe people who are incapable, whether through disinterest or the inability to stop, of drinking socially: they either have a single drink, or they get completely shitfaced.

Person 1: Gents, who's up for a few brewskis after work tonight?
Person 2: Great idea, I could really use a couple of bevvies. Should I invite Dave?
Person 1: Nah, it's a Thursday night so you know he'll flake - we'll invite him tomorrow to get absolutely rinsed though!
Person 2: Classic two speed Dave.

by alex101111 July 22, 2017

crashed speeder

In 2018 with the release of the new clone trooper skins for star wars battlefront 2, people spotted a droideka in the background of the picture. the community got excited and thought droideka were confirmed for the game while the community managers shrugged of it was a crashed speeder. afterwards it was in a different build of the game where they had an unfinshed version of the droideka without animation and it had gotten into the picture. earning it's name and meme on the subreddit as crashed speeder

Man i can't wait till they release that crashed speeder! have you seen it on the screenshot in the background?

by Columbam February 12, 2019

Psychedelic speedball

To combine DMT and LSD in a syringe to create the most potent psychedelic combination known to man.

On his deathbed J Breezy requested a psychedelic speedball. He went out like a real heady gangster.

by Psychedelic Sloth March 4, 2019

Austin Speedball

It is a joint and a cup of coffee. It is usually taken before going to work or a football game.

Man, I am going to need a high octane Austin Speedball before heading over to DKR.

by SpandTexPants January 4, 2020

Typing Speed (TS)

Typing Speed (TS) is the rating of how fast a Discord moderator can groom a minor.

User 1 : "Hey, did you see that discord moderator? He could type 300 words per minute!"
User 2: "So he had 300 Typing Speed (TS)?"
Discord Moderator : "Did I hear children?"

by Ackackackx3 December 9, 2020

Painting the Speedbump

During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.

Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.

by Traffic Police March 25, 2010