shitty pants

A young child who has poohed their nappy.

"come on shitty pants, lets get you cleaned up!"

by Emma McBride August 1, 2003

shitty dudes

A person, male or female, not up to par on his game.
A person who only cares for himself, or for the wellbeing of himself.
Doesn't give a fuck about anyone, not even his friends.

John: "Hey Bill did you pick up your brother from soccer?"
Bill: "Nah, I decied to go and get fucked up instead!"
John: "What a SHITTY DUDE! He had to walk home five miles in the rain!"

by Z-bo May 31, 2005

shitty stuff

Is some activity you do that doesnt relate in sexual act mostly talks , jiggles ,cards

You bro let go over space club and do dome shitty stuff

by ZadXI June 7, 2018

shitty bongos

When things have gone tits up

"Shitty bongos I've got to stay late at work "

by Praggawaggas May 27, 2016

Shitty Grizzam

A horrible event in which only the most horrible things happen to someone, by the most grizzled and horrible people. Often applicable to horror movies, car wrecks, etc..Often used as a response to create dark humor.

Oh man, that was the shitty grizzam!

by Skrewbox April 3, 2009

shitty condom

A shitty condom is one of three things.

1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.

2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.

3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.

"How was sex with Cindy last night?"

"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."

by Lord Dangleballs November 17, 2017

Shitty Mickey

When a man fucks a woman whilst taking a shit on the toilet, and his balls slapping her ass make marks that resemble Shitty Mickey Mouse ears.

My girlfriend was in the bathroom so I busted through the door and served her with a Shitty Mickey!

by Dick Roque February 26, 2011