Shart

1) To defecate on oneself
2) An epic misspelling of "sharp"

I sharted on myself when I realized the test was today.

by Kink E. Sizemore May 16, 2011

Brain shart

Similar to a brain fart, only something nonsensical comes out of your mouth during the thought process (aka a brain fart where a little comes out).

Guy 1(in deep thought): Yeep.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Huh? Oh, sorry... I had a brain shart.

by Joshua Sweeney May 4, 2006

shart balloon

somebody who is disgusting both visually and smellularly

Sarah Palin is a shart balloon

by swerty35 January 15, 2011

I'd shart

Another way of saying "yeah right", "no way" or "I'd shit myself". Basically an exclamation used when you are doubtful of something or can't believe something.

Person 1: Dude, the Lakers just beat the Warriors!
Person: I'd shart!

by Edercheddar69 May 17, 2016

Head shart

When your significant other eats your poo then gives you head

Toms girlfriend gave me a “head shart” last night

by Mikey furlong July 7, 2021

Shart Gyal

The broken down english word for Short Girl; A girl whom is rediculously short for her age.

bill: yo you seen that girl?
steven: yea man, shes a shart gyal!
bill:wow thats hot

by Acidplanet_member October 30, 2005

shart art

Shart art is when you defecate in your trousers without much fair warning (shart), then create art with your own feces. To many people, it is a very cherished hobby. People generally finger paint with their feces as a form of shart art, but there have been some situations when people had made sculptures and even houses.

Person 1: "Dude... I just sharted. Gross..."
Person 2: " Dude awesome! Now you can make shart art with it!"
Person 1: "That sounds amazing!" (starts playing with feces) "This is fun!"
Person 2: "you know it is..."

by whojustpoopedinmypants August 4, 2011