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turtle season

When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you
by Dadddyissssuessss December 7, 2017
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camo season

An excuse to wear some ugly ass camo sweatsuits.
Also used to show how little fucks a person can give.

(it's especially effective if you yell it in a Scottish accent)
Calvin gives no fucks when y'all make fun of him cause he knows IT'S CAMO SEASONNNNN!!
Is it camo season yet?
Adam's girlfriend does not approve of his camo season outfits.

camo no fucks
by Ts4eves August 10, 2016
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Harpoon Season

Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.

It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.
Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.

Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.

Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!
by k_jord March 2, 2022
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Beard Season

When James Harden is on a fire streak.
P1:yo harden been going off the last few games. P2: I told y’all it’s beard season..
by calamitymasker May 9, 2019
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hay season

Sorry, I can't play tag right now. I have asthma in hay season.
by Your Mom in Disguise June 17, 2016
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Taco Seasoning

Male ejaculate that has flavored added by the ingestion of spicy foods like hot peppers, Sriracha, or curry.
Would you like to come over to my place and try some of my organic taco seasoning? I've got enough to keep you covered.
by mandirt June 27, 2014
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Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!
by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023
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