Bottom sausage

A turd. Faecal matter of a particular shape.

Warrington, come to the water closet and take a look at this tremendous bottom sausage I just produced!

by Mynoduesp_ September 20, 2010

Sausage Holster

Vagina.

Here, hide this in your Sausage Holster.

by JAbstract October 8, 2011

Sausage Hut

The office or workspace of an individual with sausage fingers. The sausage hut is usually filled with diplomas on the wall. This individual quite often loses paperwork due to his sausage finger defect, which makes it difficult for him to handle paperwork.

I'm going to the Sausage Hut to speak to sausage fingers about the paperwork he can't find. It probably fell out of his sausage fingers when he wasn't paying attention.

by wordword May 24, 2008

sausage sailor

A homosexual man.

Jack told me he's a sausage sailor last night. Got to say I wasn't surprised.

by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013

Sausage Taco

When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.

James' mom & I made sausage tacos last Friday. They were HOT!

by Chuck D. Bones June 2, 2013

Exhausted Sausage

An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.

Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."

by superfruit smoothie February 28, 2015

Peppered Sausage

a big ol shlong covered in poo from their partners anus

"Oh man, when I laid that hooker last night I got myself a peppered sausage."

by UncleHitleR March 29, 2015