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stiff rug

When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"
I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....
by WinksMcgee June 27, 2016
mugGet the stiff rugmug.

Rug

A person who likes to wait around for sex, when you get dropped they swoop in and put out their welcome mat.
"Oh man I just got dropped by my girlfriend"
"Aww to bad bro, oh wait a rug is coming to steal her"
"Oh man bro"
"I know rugs suck"
by Ilovesweetkiwi April 6, 2017
mugGet the Rugmug.

Cuck-rugged

When your wife is cucking you on your living room rug, and you pull the rug from under them.
SWIM: "Hey aren't you the simp that got cucked?"
SIMP: "Yeah, but I grew a pair of balls and cuck-rugged that hoe before walking out."
OK: "DDDOOUUBBLEEE RUGGG!!!!"

SWIM: "... what? Who tf are you? Aren't you that autistic Wolf Pack feggit?"
OK: "Yo where da blow at?"
by Definitely Not Wolf September 20, 2020
mugGet the Cuck-ruggedmug.

rug muncher

name for lily upton. also knows as “Lesbian,” exactly what she is!
Ong look there’s rug muncher!”
by brookeb0x (snap) November 23, 2021
mugGet the rug munchermug.

Rug Kisser

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.
by Captain Lean September 30, 2015
mugGet the Rug Kissermug.

Rugged

1. A term for rocky terrain
2. A term for a tough guy
3. A cringe fucking term for NFT bros to use meaning to get the rug pulled out from under them when they make a stupid braindead fucking gamble
1. I needed an ATV to go over rugged terrain
2. That guy is rugged
3. 🤓 I got rugged 🤓 what a scam 🤓
by plxnormsu November 28, 2021
mugGet the Ruggedmug.

Rugged

1. A term used in twitter spaces when your phone dies or your connection fails
2. A term used in the crypto space when one person ruins a project by stealing or tanking a community project
3. When something bad happens
"I got rugged on Twitter"
by NFT GEEKS October 4, 2021
mugGet the Ruggedmug.

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