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Rodeo

Now listen, rodeos are not filled with red necks, yeye’s and buckle bunnies. We’re professional and tend to flee away from those kind of disgusting humans, they really do make us look bad.
Some of the most popular events are barrel racing, bull riding, breakaway, tie down, etc. Now, here at the rodeos, we’re all one big ol family ol’son. Ain’t no punch around or name callin. Ya only see that with the city slickers, they’re real crazy ol’son.

In my opinion, rodeo is the most hard working and dangerous sport. Ya got 2 things to work on, you and the horse. Most buckle bunnies, yeye’s and rednecks tend to blame things on their horse, but if it’s them IT ALWAYS GONNA BE THE RIDERS FAULT. NOT THE HORSES GOD DAMNIT. Anyways, rodeo should be more appreciated. We work so hard and we really just want some light shown on us for once. So chief.... make it happen
Well dale yeah ol’son. Let’s head to the rodeo.
by yeyeol’son February 16, 2019
mugGet the Rodeomug.

Noble County Rodeo

While you and your girl are giong at it doggy-style call her by her sisters name and have your buddies jump out of the closet at the same time and see how long you can hold on. If you can ride it for 8 seconds you have accomplished something.
The wife and I had a Noble County Rodeo experience last night.
by patrolman_todd November 12, 2007
mugGet the Noble County Rodeomug.

grammar rodeo

When your partner rides your face and you have to repeat what they say aloud into their orifice as articulate as you can.
My jaw is killing me today because last night I attended the grammar rodeo.
by skmole August 28, 2023
mugGet the grammar rodeomug.

Rodeo brothers

When two bicurious men get fucked in the ass by the same gay guy. Like an Eskimo brother but for gay sex
Damn Earl, I didn't know you got fucked up the ass by Johnny too?! I guess that makes us Rodeo Brothers.
by Jack reacheround July 28, 2016
mugGet the Rodeo brothersmug.

Sunburn Rodeo

When you are going at it from behind and you slap her sunburn butt and attempt to hold on for 8 seconds before she bucks you off.
Man after the beach me the woman went to the Sunburn Rodeo. 8 SECS
by Chief1893 March 1, 2022
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Rodeo Browns

A woman or man have saucer like nipples bigger than the clock face of Big Ben.

The color is of course…brown
Look at Todd and Shaniqua going topless at Walmart!!!! I could see those rodeo Browns from a mile away
by Crotch Pheasant August 18, 2023
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Rodeo stampede

An oddly addictive game where you get crushed by angry elephants
by Nubnoob9 February 21, 2023
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