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ow robert you broke me
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Robert is a fun cool dude. He is a great person to have conversations with and listen to everything you have to say. He’s not ugly but he does have skinny ankles. Most roberts have short hair.
Robert is so cool
“How”

He just is
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Robert is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s funny and charming. He will take your breathe away. If you meet a Robert you better keep him in your life because he will take care of you like no other. The only downside of Robert is he needs help with his outfits
Hey i met a guy named robert yesterday
You know what they say about roberts, they are a catch!
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Robert's dick issoRobert
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When somebody takes a short amount of time to complete the deed
Becky - "How long did Robert last?"
Stacy - "Only 2 minutes, it was disappointing."

Jacob - "I wont be long babe just give me a Robert."
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Robert is a very handsome black boy with dreads a sleeve tat and he also talking to this girl that names starts with a t but ends with an only 5 letters and her name a very prefect match💝.
I ove Robert he’s so handsome .
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this is a persons name in my class, who smells bad yet he says he showers everyday-more like every year- and he is a furry. he said that i own him, he is supposed to be a cat called sprinkles but i renamed him to mr hammy. he is disgusting, he crawls around the playground on all fours. please help me, he calls me his ''momma''.
robert: hello momma!
me: fuck off ya fat furry shit! go get that stick and choke on it and die.
by timbleton jr the 3rd November 7, 2023
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