Patty Nao Patty Roache

Mate, THE Patty Nao Patty Roache is a force to be reckoned with, an absolute freak of nature. with one pull of his pecker he can put out a house fire with his extraordinary amounts of semen and can use his ball sack as a lasso to hunt and catch anyone or anything down. as the heir to the Khan family the enormous amount of asian blood that flows through his veins is astounding he can pick up a car with his little toe and bench the statue of liberty after a good stretch. he's down to do anything be it 3am or 5pm he will always come thru

Surely you pull a Patty Nao Patty Roache and come to the skate park at 3am with no cloths?
"bet"

by Ifeelsobad November 23, 2021

Perpetual Roach

In the act of re-rolling used joint/blunt roaches, there is always that one roach that has been re-rolled over and over again. Hence a perpetual roach.

Hey man, doesn't that perpetual roach blunt taste like crap? I've seen you use the same roach 7 times now.

by Murphy1234asdf March 12, 2021

Texan Roach

When you smoke only half of a Backwoods blunt.

Bro you tryna spark? I got a Texan Roach in the Whip.

by MightyMega June 24, 2017

Roaching

When you are in a monogamous relationship and find yourself in someone else's bed five nights out of seven. That is stretching.

Hey dude you've been roaching all over the place. Stay the f*** away from my house

by Billy Biden September 5, 2021

Roach

my cuddle buddies<3
short for Cockroach

(psst.. hey buddy..join my Roach Cult :) )

"I hate roaches?"
"i like them"

by William<3 December 23, 2021

FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT

someone who DOESNT KNOW HOW TO EAT A FUCKING ORANGE. GOD DAMN IT YOU ONLY PEEL THE ORANGE ONCE. WHEN YOU GET TO THE INSIDE OF THE ORANGE YOU JUST SEPARATE IT INTO SLICES AND EAT THEM. THE WHITE LEATHER IS A PART OF THE ORANGE. YOU HEATHEN

sun: you have to peel the orange twice
me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????WHAT
cic: YOU DESERVE TO BE BULLIED
me: I AM GOING TO CAUSE THE GENOCIDE OF ANYONE WHO PEELS ORANGES TWICE
me: THE FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT IS GOING To diE

by ivyvyvyvyvyv July 26, 2019

Roach Month

Roach Month is an annual celebration, traditionally celebrated during the month of February, invented by a group of genius pot smoking teens, in which participants will collect earned roaches to win a prize.

Any rotation during roach month must be 3 toke pass until the end, no more, no less.

In order for a roach to count, it must be smoked with one or more participant's of the roach month games so that it can be verified.

During roach month there must be one designated roach master, this person's job is to keep the flow of roach month smooth.

The roach master does not collect roaches and if they win a roach, a challenge will be given to the other participants. Whoever wins the challenge gains that roach.

February 15th is known as Roach Day, on this day all participants will dress up in their best dress and celebrate their love for the herb.

At the end of the month, each participant will hand their bag to the designated roach master. The roach master will count the roaches and the participant with the most roaches will win a special prize.

"Guys it's February, that means it's Roach Month!"

"Gosh i'm so excited for Roach Month!"

"I wonder who is going to get the roach"

by costcopizzadog February 14, 2025