amazon river angler

the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his penis right before the moment of ejaculation and proceeds to whip the semen out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.

dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.

by angler9000 May 8, 2009

White River Rafting

A man ejaculates into his partner's nose while the partner is inhaling the semen, almost like when you have a runny nose and you are hocking up a loogie but instead of spitting it out the partner swallows the sperm when they feel it slowly running down the back of their throat.

My girl freind went white river rafting last night.

by Schweezie_F_baBY September 18, 2010

Brown River

The brown stream of water that runs between your legs to the drain in the shower,while cleaning your asshole.

Jimmy created quite a large brown river in the shower when he scrubbed his ass.

by Stains and Smears February 12, 2015

drinking from the red river

The act of eating a lady out while she is on the rag.

Bill is nasty. I heard he was drinking from the red river last night.

by 517 March 28, 2009

RICERS

Has...
1. Stickers that give it "extra hp"
2. Wing
3. Fart Tip
4. Front Body Kit
5. Owner says Nos (Noz)
6. Just Plain Stupid Car
7. Thinks It's Fast but really it is not

Hey, is that a shopping cart I see in the distance. No it's a ricer with a huge wing!

by Z28 and z24 October 21, 2003

River of Golden Dreams

When your girl reaches deep REM sleep you get up an urinate all over her face.

So my bitch tells me she was too tired to have sex last night...so I took her down the River of Golden Dreams

by JTKC June 16, 2008

flow rider

One who will, without hesitation, willingly have sex with a woman on her period.

Last night that time of the month started for my girl but you know that didn't stop me.

-Dude your such a flow rider.

by Dick Brackner April 3, 2008