by Something stupifd July 12, 2016
Another way of stating that you or someone else is "so hungover." This is derived from the popular song; Northcote by The Bedroom Philosopher.
by Kurtis "Krazy Eyez" Killah December 31, 2010
The powerful and unstoppable odor you can't get out of your car. Most common ride stanks are pet-related or food-related.
Duder 1: "Holy shit it stinks up in your Lancer doggy!"
Duder 2: "I know dude, I can't get rid of it. My beagle puked his fucking guts out a couple weeks ago."
Duder 1: "Damn dude, he's such a dick. This is one ride stank I'll never be able to get out of my nose ya herd!"
Duder 2: "I know dude, I can't get rid of it. My beagle puked his fucking guts out a couple weeks ago."
Duder 1: "Damn dude, he's such a dick. This is one ride stank I'll never be able to get out of my nose ya herd!"
by westfalia January 04, 2010
Taking the middle position when three passengers are riding in the front row of a car or truck. When two of the passengers are men, the woman sits in the middle to create a buffer, thus avoiding uneeded male-male body contact.When all three passengers are male,Then one is elected to "ride bitch!"
by John Dog January 23, 2008
A Hay Ride is a form of foreplay where two people about to mate take matchbox cars and drive them through the hairs of their lovers nether regions aka pubes. While the cars are being pushed it is courteous to make automobile sounds such as 'put, put, put' or 'vroooom!' This is also a form of foreplay that can be enjoyed simultaneously by both parties, but only experienced hay riders should attempt a 69 hay ride.
I began to chafe after the hay ride wes was giving me became to forceful. I had to give him the hornet to make him stop.
by bendo383 November 05, 2009
by Fatima April 01, 2004
variant of "going the growl" although this maneuver requires one lovely lass upon ones moustache ( or womb broom) in a rug munching manner.
by tronald dump July 18, 2013