lazy relationship

Saying "I Love You" without following up with actions.

Man 1: Dude all I have to do is say I Love You and my gf thinks I'm the greatest.

Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.

by donb2 January 8, 2014

Heteromo Relationship

A relationship in which one party is heterosexual and the other is homosexual.

This is pointless, it's like I'm in a heteromo relationship.

by Smilemptysoul June 7, 2014

dead relationship

a relationship that is over. Completely destroyed with no chance of recovery.

Remember that girl I used to date, yeah well thats a dead relationship. Now she'sjust a voice in my head.

by notwiththebs August 6, 2014

paper relationship

When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.

Me and this guy are back together, but it's such a paper relationship this time! Ugh!

by tfiosinfinities May 2, 2015

Jesus Relationship

A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.

Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.

by Savemebarry January 12, 2016

FaceTime relationship

When you have a relationship with someone only on Facetime

Jared: Hey are you two together .
James: no we just have a FaceTime relationship.

by 5starSkills May 4, 2017

shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.

My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018