Jermyra Reed

This is slang for a miserable ugly girl who breath stinks and has the teeth of a vampire.

“That girl is such a Jermyra Reed, Ew!”

by danibowers0302 February 5, 2025

Douglas Reed

A badass with a handlebar mustache and undeniable aura

You need someone to re-arrange your guts? Call Douglas Reed. I’ve only heard good things.

by veggiebowl04 July 18, 2025

Jordan Victor Reed

Would flirt with a piece of paper if it moved.

Girl: Dammnnn.. look at him..
Girl 2: Yeah but he is such a Jordan Victor Reed.

by Fatty McFatt Fatt May 13, 2011

The Ole Reedo-Bago 1-2

The act of eating a large, potentially lethal quantity of matter, edible or not, with a companion(s), on a whim. Not to be confused with an Eater Fetish, "Reedo-Bagos" those who undertake The Ole Reedo-Bago 1-2 actually find eating in front of others excruciating due to insecurities surrounding their eating disorders. Instead, Reedo-Bagos find pleasure in calling attention to their uncanny abilities to consume obscenely large quantities, often in short periods of time.

Hey did you see Larry Lasagna and Bootstrap Bagodonuts go live on Facebook to give the boys The Ole Reedo-Bago 1-2 in Florida over the summer? They took down $180 worth of Taco Bell.. Took the Uber Eats driver 3 trips to and from his Toyota. Good stuff."

by Bootstrap Bagodonuts October 21, 2020

Derek Richard Reed

Derek Richard Reed is Derek Richard Reed. No other explanation needed. Derek Richard Reed is the best person in the whole entire world. He is everybody’s mascot. Once you have Derek Richard Reed you can never let go. Nobody dislikes him because well how could they. Everybody loves him and always will. Derek Richard Reed is my superhero and a hero to everybody else .🥵😍❤️

I love Derek Richard Reed

by Ilovederekrichardreed August 31, 2022