"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023
Get the I reject your reality and substitute my ownmug. A reality in which things are a little more mad than usual. It may feel like you are entering an alternate universe.
by LeannTheSexTherapist April 27, 2022
Get the Mad Realitiesmug. A modification of "Snap Back to Reality" that is used as an insult or catchphrase.
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)
by TaxPayer1 March 14, 2024
Get the Tax Back to Realitymug. Back to reality is when you beat the meat with snus (nicotin pouches) witch will giva you a feeling of leaving your body and when you cum the fealing stops and you will be sent "back to reality", this love will also spel with cigaretts but is best with snus. This way of masturbating was found in the månnsson family in sweden.
-Yo Hafez have you tried doing a "back to reality"?
- no Erik is it good?
- yes i did it last night it was the best fealing in the World.
- no Erik is it good?
- yes i did it last night it was the best fealing in the World.
by Assbuttinnigger April 28, 2019
Get the Back to realitymug. An incident in which one forgets about the reality they are actually in and temporarily behaves as if they are where/when they were thinking about.
by Joe Deez May 12, 2020
Get the Reality Driftmug. Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.
Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
Get the Screwing with Realitymug. The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.
Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
by von groovy June 28, 2024
Get the Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with youmug.