italian sausage puppet show

The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.
The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.

or

"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"
by Myrealnameissasuke June 17, 2017
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Refer to George W. Bush and his whole ****ing Oligarchy
The dictat-president is a mentally deficent glove puppet.
by Irish Rain October 16, 2004
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Purple Sock Puppet

Despite many aspects that teenagers could have on this phrase, a Purple Sock Puppet is short for PSP, or Playstation Portable.
Dude can I borrow your purple sock puppet for our football trip?
by *69TIGER69* November 06, 2008
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NPP (Nazi Propaganda Puppet)

Calling someone a Nazi Propaganda Puppet is a way to call out people who try to make it sound, and feel like, Nazis in America isn't that big of a deal. Because they likely don't understand they are being used to make being a Nazi safer for Nazis, the term recognizes they are being played like a puppet.
"I don't know man, it just feels like it's important to try to see both sides."

"Dude, No! A Nazi is a Nazi is a Nazi."

"Yeah... I've heard about Nazi's in stories and stuff, but they look like regular people. Maybe there's more to it than we've been told."

"Who have you been talking to? Who have you been listening to? I know you, this isn't you. You're being turned into an NPP (Nazi Propaganda Puppet)."
by Orange Dream Dream August 14, 2017
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Saucy Puppet Show

When you put a sock on on your Johnson and have your sexual partner pour an entire bottle of Italian dressing on top of your Puppet ideally infront of a large audience of your peers.
by ARocketSurgeon March 22, 2015
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Meat puppet throat punch

1. When a man fucks your throat 2. When mini me takes a ride down your esophagus.
My man just meat puppet throat punched me.
by Motel 6 7183 January 03, 2014
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cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
by alphacaiaphas March 30, 2011
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