dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.

My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!

by Burndaddy January 22, 2017

pear punch

The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.

I just pear punched myself

by Dontrel March 3, 2015

Penguin Punch

The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)

Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...

by Girthquake132 September 12, 2021

Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops

After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.

by bill1970 July 10, 2010

Possum Punch

To hit a lady in the vagina.

Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!

by factmachine November 24, 2014

McPack-A-Punch

Noun: Describing an original McDouble, packed with 4 chicken nuggets.

Ello mate, I want a large drink and a McPack-A-Punch to go.
1.1 LRG Drink
2. 1 McDouble
3. 1 Small Chicken Nuggets

by anonymous white guy April 15, 2011

Tractor Punch

Grabbing onto a shoulder for leverage when violently fisting your partner/victim.

Fisting $5
Violent fisting $10
Tractor punch $20
Tractor Punch Approved.

by MarlinedbyClowns October 16, 2010