pear punch

The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.

I just pear punched myself

by Dontrel March 3, 2015

Penguin Punch

The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)

Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...

by Girthquake132 September 12, 2021

Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops

After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.

by bill1970 July 10, 2010

poison the punch

1.) Adding alcohol to a fruity drink mixture without others knowing.

2.) Spiking fruit punch.

Hey Jared, do you want to poison the punch tonight at prom?

by Punch poisoner September 29, 2019

Dude-punch

The opposite of bitch-slap. Performed exclusively by women, the object is to break a nose.

Get away from me or I'll dude-punch your ass!

by MegKelso January 27, 2009

cracker punch

To hit an opponent in the eye with a closed fist encasing a ritz.

I just hit that cracka with a cracker punch. Cracks is layed out with some ritz dust now.

by Crackapunch June 24, 2014

Tractor Punch

Grabbing onto a shoulder for leverage when violently fisting your partner/victim.

Fisting $5
Violent fisting $10
Tractor punch $20
Tractor Punch Approved.

by MarlinedbyClowns October 16, 2010