Pueraphillia

A sexual and/or romantic attraction to children under the legal age of consent/age of adulthood (depending on the location).

This includes babies, toddlers, pre-pubescent children, and/or teens/children going through puberty.

Not to be confused with Pedophilia

I caught John fapping to pueraphillia porn.

I think my uncle is a pueraphile.

by AxelGhost August 31, 2017

puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017

Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018

Pertahterh

Potato eaten by a hillbilly that has been run over by a purple bus on some country highway.

Hillbilly 1 - Oh my diddly dong dang I be eaten the best pertahterh yesterday and it so scumptious I be like, woah.

Hillbilly 2 - Mmmm, Mmmmm, dat sound gerhd

Hillbilly 1 - Yes it do

by .Person. May 27, 2018

puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!

by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018

puerto rican roon

Someone whom is a dumbass

God don’t say that you sound like a Puerto Rican roon

by Heresith May 16, 2018

Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.

" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."

by Young Jazo July 9, 2018