Puddle-Pumper

A Male that Buys or sells but does not use methamphetamine to trade to multiple puddles sluts for sexual favors to get more bang for his buck

Nah that Puddle-Pumper just grabbed a phat sack and too off to skip rocks on these puddle sluts

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025

Puddle

A wet, slippery surface on a floor.
Caused by a water spill.

Person #1: hey i saw a dude slip over a puddle
Person #2: yeah i saw that but another dude just slipped over a banana peel on the other side of town

by RandomDefiner#760 March 29, 2023

Muddy Puddle

Similar to “The Gravy Method” but instead of getting the gravy out, the individual who put the powder inside the other persons asshole is tied down while the person with the gravy inside their asshole forcefully shits on the other persons face, proceeding to make the mess of a muddy puddle

Mate why do I keep letting the priest tie me down and give me a muddy puddle

by trippy dippy September 8, 2025

Producing puddles

Making a woman squirt with the wiggle of the tongue.

You aint a Rockstar if you arent producing puddles between the legs of every woman you meet..

by Rockstar/Cookie/Jr May 5, 2022

lung puddle

When one ejaculates so deep into a throat it creates a body of semen ones lung

“Dude I was deep throating Lisa so hard I’m sure I gifted her a Lung Puddle. “

by Lungpuddle103 October 4, 2018

puddle of boi

When the weather would seem too hot for your liking and you're afraid that would melt into a puddle of boi in said weather.

Sorry, it's very hot today. I'm afraid I will turn into a puddle of boi if I go out.

by Rofio August 1, 2018

Puddle fishing

Fucking the first person who comes out of the subway

When a strange man sees the first to exit the subway he will go puddle fishing

by sugarbaddiehoneyglisspoohbear May 8, 2023