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Pudding Rag

a guy takes a shit
then he wipes the shit off of his asshole with a rag of any size
he uses the shitrag for masturbation
the feces is a lubrication of sorts
after he is done stroking his shaft, he releases his manjuice into the rag
when all of this is done, it is called a pudding rag
Person 1: "Yo man, what did you do last night?"
Person 2: "You're not gonna believe it! I made a pudding rag!"
Person 1: "HOLY CRAP NO FUCKIN WAY!"
Person 2: "Way."
by O.G. Mudbone :) December 26, 2008
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vanilla pudding

noun

1. A creamy, goopy, white dessert that is vanilla flavored.

2. Cum, or the combined cum of partners.
1. Oh boy! Mom made us vanilla pudding for dessert.

2. Oh no! We stained the couch with our vanilla pudding.
by monica borbele August 20, 2009
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Puddy

pussy, clit, a girl's vagina
i touch a a girl's puddy today... her puddy was soo wet
by moe September 16, 2004
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puddinhead

a person that is luvable yet oblivious
at times spacey or in their own world
Oh my lord, what a puddinhead
by dontnojack April 17, 2009
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pudding bowl

n. A type of haircut, specifically one done at home by an unskilled hair-cutter. A pudding bowl is placed over the head of the person requiring the haircut, then the cutter trims any hairs that protrude below the rim of the bowl. This leaves the hair cut in the shape of the pudding bowl used as a guide for the cut.

For examples see early pictures of The Beatles, then imagine the same thing attempted by an alcholic single-mother, while half cut, at 1 am.

A contender for the most universally unsexy haircut ever.
Nice pudding bowl, freak. Did your whiskey-drinking mum do that?

Hair cut?
Hair cut?
You got a _scare_ cut!
by Seej July 7, 2006
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cuddle puddle

when a bunch of kids on e cuddle together, usually at a rave
yo man, i was in this amazing cuddle puddle-it felt sooooo good.
by jyryd February 7, 2006
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Cuddle Puddle

Cuddle Puddle (n.) - An extended period of time during which two or more individuals come together in a warm fuzzy heap on a couch/under a blanket and watch movies and/or play games together whilst snuggling.
Me: I'm so stressed out! What can I do?!

Friend: Let's schedule a cuddle puddle tonight at 8! We can watch chick flicks and play rummy!

Me: Great! I need someone to snuggle me!
by Jek-Jek Marie September 18, 2011
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