Salty potato

This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.

She’s one salty potato.

by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020

Protective Potato Mode

Protective Potato Mode is when a person who calls thyself a potato wraps their body in a blanket and curls up to form the shape of a potato, usually to hide from danger

She didn't like how the movie was going so she went into protective potato mode.

by KingsofWeird May 26, 2020

Peeled Potato

albino blond chubber

wit no friend

Wow gorg is such a peeled potato

by ScribblesTheDonk August 23, 2020

Arookstock potatoe shooter

Amish man shitting on a women’s tits

man I really wanna arookstock potatoe shooter on a washington country women’s titties

by sophie grace September 5, 2020

Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 5, 2021

Yeet Potato

A hand grenade...

What, you were hoping for something more elaborate?

I straight tossed that yeet potato and blew some shit up!

by Muttemor August 24, 2021

Flom potato

Meaning a fat and lazy person

“Do you see her over there on the sofa with the chocolate? She’s a flom potato!”

by 87bin December 22, 2021