printf

The versatile generic text display found in many of today's upper level programming languages. In most compilers, this is the command to print a message in a DOS window.
Also appearing in a printf statement are format specifiers, such as %s and %.2f, as well as the variables to be displayed.

main()
{
String urban = "Urban Dictionary is the bomb";
printf('%s', urban);
return 0;
}

by XbontregerX June 27, 2005

pointless

Lebron James in the 4th Quarter

The Miami Heat loss the finals because LeChoke was pointless.

by kirlain December 12, 2011

lemon point

Just before orgasm, when you get a sharp feeling, and your face looks like you're sucking a lemon.
See also goof.

You should see him goof when he's at the lemon point!

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

West Point

The military academy for the United States Army. Exceptionally difficult to get into, requiring both physical and mental excellence, recommendations from teachers and your congressman, ability to learn and execute anything ordered.

Everyone wishes they could get into the school, but very few would actually be able to thrive and survive it's atmosphere.

They have very strict guidelines that must be adhered to because of training, discipline, and priority. Engineering, mathematics, science, military science, and military history are just some of the mandatory classes, included with mandatory physical classes such as boxing.

Guy 1- Why the hell would you want to go to West Point, that place is for tools.

Cadet- Because I feel the duty to my country to lead soldier that will be protecting your sorry-ass as it sits on the couch in your mother's basement.

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Chris (Marine)- Good luck, Kyle! See you on the battlefield.

Kyle (Cadet)- See yah, Chris!

by ijustwanttosubmitaword August 23, 2010

Print it

Pronounced "prinnit", usually following "so what?", means don't worry about it or it's all good. Very casual and very hip.

"Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me last might."
"So what? Print it! She was a whore anyways."

by Christofurr January 22, 2009

Pointy rocket penis

A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.

He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.

by Lady Rock 'n Roll January 1, 2017

zero-point radiance

An omnipresent type of radiation.
It has not yet been discovered what causes this radiation, if something actually causes it.

Remove everything removable and you'll still have zero-point radiation.

by Ravek March 20, 2004