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I gotta poop

The feeling i'm having right now, so im gonna go.
by Luke Meister January 14, 2008
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poopal

Picture the the office toilets - your poopal is the guy/girl you can hear sitting in next toilet partition shitting like you. He/she can clearly hear that you are pooing, and you can hear them poo. Poopals very rarely meet in person after pooing, the last one usually waits till long after the first one has finished. Poopals are often unwanted as they ruin the moment of peace and quiet reflection you had going on until he/she arrived.
"Geesh was my poopal splashing when his turds hit the water"
by DenStarke June 13, 2007
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Poop Wheel

An animal exercise wheel covered in excrement, due to a lack of cleaning.
As you can see the hedgehog really despises his poop wheel.
by Treesrule July 24, 2009
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poop standoff

a poop standoff is when 2 people go into a public bathroom with more than one stall to poop. both people try waiting until the other person leaves so they can poop in private. that is a poop standoff.
julie went into her work bathroom to poop, but as soon as she got in there, another co-worker came in. she then became involved in a poop standoff, while she tried to outwait the other person.
by funnygurl February 24, 2010
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poop dust

the dust that resonates around shit in the toilet when you forget to flush and it sits there for a while. Most visible when you flush after the shit has been there for a while.
Eric is such a douchebag, he forgot to flush and now the bottom of the toilet is covered in poop dust.
by I have a massive penis June 29, 2011
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poop fetus

When a man "gives birth" to a massive poop that has A.) been incubated for at least two days B.) Required at least twenty minutes of "labor" and C.) Recieves some kind of sentimental treatment i.e. a picture, non-flush, or naming. See also "fecus" (fecal fetus)
"My poop fetus was premature and it only weighed 5 pounds, 8 ounces at birth."
by Dookeydoctor August 20, 2011
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Poop Plunger

"When Bill got drunk at Pete's, Bill's asshole alarmed him the next morning that Pete was a poop plunger. Pete fucked Bill in the ass when Bill was passed out. Poor Bill."
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
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