Italian pony

1.an italian man who thinks hes the stallion but really isnt...

2.an italian man who is hung like a pony instead of a horse

3.Guido

italian ponys are wack

by !xabile August 17, 2008

Pony Boner

An incidental erection. Usually common in the mornings, or with certain legwear.

My little brother was hanging around in his sweats yesterday and he had a fucking PONY BONER all goddamn day!

by Cesar X. Figueroa September 26, 2005

Big Pony

The slang term for going to No.2

"Mom, I need to go to big pony. I'm desperate."
"Can't you wait?"
"I can mom but I'll shit myself."
"For using such foul language you can shit your pants you disgusting little boy. In fact I'm going to hammer a giant cork up there. That will give you something to think about."
"Oh please mom, not the cork again. I was all blocked up for weeks."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

pants ponies

The sexually transmitted disease also known as crabs. Often refers to the larger, more dangerous critters

Glenn, you know that girl I hooked up with last night? Yeah, she had a vicious case of pants ponies

by G. Coco September 25, 2007

the pony plug

When you take a My Little Pony figurine and shove it up your ass while your girl is giving head

Hey man me and my girl did the pony plug last night. It rocked.

by Hshdjfjskagf October 11, 2016

sun pony

A white man with a large nose, curly dirty blonde hair.

Pinnoco is such a sun pony! Faggit!

by RIP Jane May 15, 2008

Broken Pony

A Broken Pony is the name given to a sex position in which when having anal sex in a doggy style position with someone, just at the moment of climax you put all your weight on their back, forcing them down, splaying their legs and tightening their sphincter muscle thus increasing pleasure.

He's going to be my Broken Pony

Oh man! Did you hear Sandy totally broken ponied that lass last night? The dog.

by thediscohorse April 27, 2021