Ping pong

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.

A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).

Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!

Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!

by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018

Belly Pong

Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt or other even worse means.

James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.

Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.

by dickjackie April 22, 2024

Pong

Pong is a sexual activity where you and your male partner get into a scissor position and bash your knackers together over and over again until they're purple and mangled or until you vomit.

We should Pong , bro.

by Lanky Knob May 18, 2016

Pyong-Pong

Pyongpong is a drinking game based on the glorious Kim Jong Dynasty:

-2x ping jong un (nominated one per team) - can't lose others must drink on behalf
-Shots between gaps of cups is a drink
-1 per player - Rodman Rule - normal beer pong score is a drink (1 per person)
-DMZ can't be crossed by player otherwise a punishment TBC
-UN - Nominated judge
-1 per team - Chinese support - two balls per throw

-Losing team does nuke shot (drink TBC by winning team with hot source)
-3 per team

-All cups must be named after US, Japanese, South Korean cities

Hey man, shall we play some beer pong?

Nah bro none of that western shit, let’s play Pyong-Pong
Yeah bro, down with the West!

by Ping Jong Mong March 30, 2023

Manor Beer Pong

Immaculata's finest collection of male beer pong players. This elite group comes from the beautiful garden state and challenges any other group of beer pong playing teams. They are undefeated and are currently looking for a sponsor. Also known as "MBP".

The Manor Beer Pong team talks a lot of smack, but they have the pre-game work out, and the experience to back it up!

by Marc Palestini July 27, 2008

Beef pong

when you have a threesome and both girls throw your balls back and worth with the tongues

“Bro Jess and Becca played beef pong last night”

by Thegr8stoner May 1, 2022

Ping pong

Something sentient species chase for endless hours to prove their worth, endurance and skills to other homosapiens, in order to accomplish something so pointless that we aliens endorse ant more than humans.

Humans: Ping pong
XJAY-563: At least you do something, unlike Jack who can't suck ass

by Jack who eventually sucked ass March 2, 2021