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Mongs who pong

A creative inspirational young group. There is never no drama with these twatbags but it’s fine because everyone wishes to be just like them. They’re intelligent when needed and stupid always.
Man I wish I was a Mong who ponged.

A mong who pong is a person who is in the snap chat group chat mongs who pong.
by A.rascal September 7, 2022
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Ping pong

Do you wanna play ping pong?

No bitch that’s not what it’s called
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Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE
Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE
by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020
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Ponge

An incredibly small penis
Oh damn you have a ponge
by zhizhigaming February 14, 2021
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Taiwanese Ping Pong

The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle
“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”
by Dr the Mr Buttcheeks May 2, 2021
mugGet the Taiwanese Ping Pongmug.

Pong

Extremely bad breath, almost like an animal.
“Yo have you been near John? His has some proper bad pong he does”
by Sexmaster69420 March 9, 2020
mugGet the Pongmug.

Ponging

Ponging is when you are having sex with a girl and you pull out and immediately pop a ping pong ball in her vagina. She then does a kegel to release the ball, you grab a solo cup and she must make it in or you will not continue to have sex with her.
My girl was ponging so hard last night she got every cup in the pyramid.
by Sillygirly1234 October 26, 2020
mugGet the Pongingmug.

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