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floor polish

Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.
1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.

2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!

- Yes!
by Canadian Viking August 2, 2007
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Cross Pollenation

A common hazard of MMF-threesomes. One man accidentally ejaculates on the other man. Can also occur through "sloppy seconds" experiences(oral, vaginal and anal).
"Matt dude, was there any cross pollenation on your trip to Paris(Eiffel Tower) with Molly and Dan??"
by SACK ROWE January 13, 2008
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LOBSTER POLISH

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
by cookme December 25, 2010
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Ashton Pollard

A wild packrat that likes to go out and have a good time. She enjoys being fat every once in awhile and dragging around dustballs on a leash. She is funny as bawls, probably the cutest little thing you've ever seen. She likes to play SOCCER. She also likes cats, lots and lots of them. Some day she even plans to be a cat watcher. One of her favorite hobbies tends to be sucking massive dick. She spends about 1/3 of her lifetime doing so. She is very good in bed, especially with your dad. If your ever looking to get laid, just hit her up.
Damn, did you just see that Ashton Pollard?! She is smookkiinnn'!
by Lindsay O October 25, 2011
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Peenie Polish

Marissa must have been extra horny last night, because she put some real passion behind that peenie polish that she give me, and afterwards, my dick was shining more than Danny Torrence!
by Richard Flavor April 8, 2013
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Nerve Pills

"I got something that will take the edge off, here just take some nerve pills. I've never felt better"
by 0Kelvin April 12, 2015
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Superman pills

I'm convinced Clarke Kent was just an ordinary guy who got an adderall prescription...... and boom; superman pills
by The stoned chef August 21, 2016
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