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Purity Politics

Noun. A methodology used to determine if a person is trust-worthy in a context based on their answer to a single question.
A: Do you think the band Weezer is good?
B: Yes.
A: I no longer trust your music taste.
B: Fuck you and your purity politics man.
by rimlessGlasses October 1, 2019
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Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.
"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."
by Wittypoet September 24, 2018
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Political Rapist

Someone who interjects with their political view every chance they get and constantly smashes the views opposite to their own.
Jim is such a political rapist. He won't shut up about how conservativism is racist and how Hillary is so much better.

Derek keeps telling me I voted for the wrong candidate and that my views are flawed, he's such a political rapist.

I'm tired of getting politcally raped by both Jim and Derek.
by Spetzi March 26, 2017
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political machine

A political machine is a political organization in which an authoritative boss or small group commands the support of a corps of supporters and businesses (usually campaign workers), who receive rewards for their efforts.
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Politic Hands

It's what a politician's hands become when they are suddenly thrust into the spotlight. It takes some serious time to polish and groom this look as they feel that keeping their hands together at chest level, whilst gesticulating, makes us citizens feel that they are more trustworthy. Behind closed doors, they're hands return to their normal function.
Damn! That candidate looks like he's the real deal! I can tell because his Politic Hands show me that he would never steer us wrong!
by carlipet October 27, 2012
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Tactile politics

(Blanket Term) A politician/politically active individual's use of tactile, physical activity to bond or fight with other politicians/activists.
News: Some politicians are known to engage more in tactile politics than others.
by Idot11111 May 15, 2021
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Political insanity

1: The chaos associated with politics
2: A perception problem where an individual's abilities to tell what is and is not real, tell right from wrong, and control their emotions are impaired because of how an individual's views and expectations about the world around them and other people's behavior are strongly shaped by their political ideology. They tend not to respect other people's opinions.
1: There is always so much political insanity occurring during election season, because the politicians always fight over things that tend to be quite pointless to the extent where it becomes annoying.
2: Marco tends to have a big issue with political insanity. He never listens to other people's views on politics and keeps asserting that they are wrong.
by Vanguard 1998 December 15, 2020
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