Pirate Eye 

The act of giving someone "the squint eye stare" looking like a pirate.

That fuckin goof gave the "the pirate eye."

I gave that bitch the "pirate eye" to her after i cummed on her and she didnt like it.

My wife gave me the "pirate eye" when she caught me beating my meat.

Pirate Eye by Molloble June 12, 2008

Pirate Midget Extrodinaire 

A person who has the talents of no other. Has a best friend, and is truly lucky to obtain her as one. Wears no eye patch, yet is one who is of a pirate. Is a midget, but not by definition. And most of all, extrodinairy! (Also referred to as PME)

Beckham: Hey there Pirate Midget Extrodinaire!
Pirate Midget Extrodinaire: I am lucky to have you as a best friend, Beckham.

Pirate Midget Extrodinaire by Peter Pan Loves Beckham December 25, 2008

pirate dildo 

a frozen peice of shit in the shape of a penis. Used to stick in your "vagina" or "anus".

My friend has 12 inch logs, so i got him to shit and i froze it and i put it in my ass.Yummy.pirate dildo.

pirate dildo by mike hunt April 18, 2004

Pirate Style 

When a man/female yanks out his/her eye socketor already doneand sticks it in another man's penis.

Commonly known as pirate style.

"After Billy the pirate stuck his empty eyesocket in another man's penis, pirate style, he got eye booger all over him"

Pirate Style by Helloiseeu2 March 25, 2009

pirate smoker 

One who requisitions funds from pleasing other men in a method also known as wailing on the skin flute. Also Phillip's middle names

Phillip is a professional pirate smoker with a capital P

pirate smoker by Phillip December 4, 2003

pirate ninja 

A pirate Ninja is a member of the exclusive northern virginia gang located in reston. this gang has mad ninja skills and pirate anger.
see pirate and ninja if you still dont understanbd anything in that tiny brain of yours.

Internet person1: im a pirate ninja
Internet person2 :dam, youre a pirate ninja? you must have all black clothes andplunder all stealth?

pirate ninja by Samone Grant December 1, 2004

pirate hooker 

a group of 3 or more females who are loud and say dome alot

sit down and do your work you sutped pirate hooker

pirate hooker by julestine September 14, 2008