ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.

Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked

by oompaloominator March 10, 2010

Paki Ping

When someone has a bad internet connection, often recognized in games.

This guy is lagging, he has a paki ping

by rustamk October 13, 2021

Ping Sling

The act of putting a pinga (ecstasy pill) under ones foreskin and keeping it there until it disolves thus giving said person the full effect of pinga enlightenment.

"I could'nt swallow the Blue Versace brah, it was too big, so I just ping slinged it."

by DjDyss August 14, 2016

Ping dog millionaire

The art of pining off your tits one illicit substances but feeling some million dollars

Yo bro I'm ping dog millionaire!

by Bill Wilkins March 27, 2025

@everyone Pinging Day

@everyone pinging day is the day in december 9 where you can ping everyone for 24 hours if you want

person 1: @everyone
person 2: why are you doing that?
person 1: its @everyone Pinging Day

by anonymous December 9, 2020

ping

The inability to type properly, a ty-ping deficiency

it would help if i could overcome my ping problems

by righto January 10, 2008

Ping pong

What white girls call table tennis

Do you wanna play ping pong?

No bitch that’s not what it’s called

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019