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pandora selection

n. The act of choosing two food items that have the same flavors in one meal. Instead of (or in addition to) identical flavor, food items may have identical shape.
A: What'd you have for lunch?
B: Eh, I made a pandora selection of pizza and Doritos.
A: Lame, dude.
by gator27 July 23, 2011
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phantom fifes

a phenomena that usually occurs after one returns from a long weekend filled with fife and drum music, and though there aren't any fifes for miles, you can still hear them in your head. The same applies for drums.
After returning from the Deep River Ancient Muster, all I could hear were phantom fifes.
by hoorayforthefish July 2, 2011
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Phantom Wanker

A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.
Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantom wanker
by HankyPanky4255 November 1, 2011
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Phantomberried

While taking a shit you feel the presence of an especially stubborn dingleberry. Unable to free the dingleberry you begin to wipe. The feeling of the dingleberry goes away but you are left with a clean sheet of toilet paper and no sign that the dingleberry ever existed
Joe-Do you remember last November when my IBS was flaring up and I kept getting phantomberried?
Tyler-How could I forget, you spent hours locked in the bathroom trying to solve the mystery.
Joe-It's happening again
by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012
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Pandora paralysis

When, after turning on pandora internet radio to a station you weren't intending to listen too or wanting to turn off pandora ,you can't because of the amazing and epic selection of songs that appear one after another on the station
Usually, there's amazing music selection that is unparalleled to the music you hear when you actually want to listen to the station, making it the opposite of pandorap, which is when u are stuck listening to a song you hate ,since you skip all the crappy tracks on a station.
After work, I had "I want hold your hand " stuck in my head so I wanted to listen to the Beatles station. But, after turning on pandora to my pop radio and hearing it play Gangham Style,, Sexy and I Know It , Moves like Jagger, and Die Young, i had pandora paralysis and couldn't bare to change the station or turn off the radio, so I listen to pop music station until 12:00 am.
by Your mom 5000 February 6, 2013
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Phantom white spotted jackal

An illusive creature of the night whom is prone to suddenly disappearing (aka smoke bombing), releasing very limited and conflicting information about important events, and leading multiple parallel lives.
He went jackalling like the phantom white spotted jackal, or: the phantom white jackal has smoke bombed again.
by Fassbender December 21, 2013
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Phantom Spoon Syndrome

(n.) The ability to feel sensations of your former significant other, cuddle buddy, partner, etc., spooning you while you're asleep at night.
"I'm not sure if someone creeped into my room last night or if I am experiencing phantom spoon syndrome."
by MCALLI March 8, 2014
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