Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

pedophilic ghost

A person who walks very quickly and quitly as they do pedophilic acts

Hello... is *muffeled screaming*
The next day they say to all there friends I got attacked by a pedophilic ghost, they were really quiet

by H.W.R February 27, 2017

peeapler

A apple that u peed in or on

He accidently ate the peeapler

by Trollmaster77 June 4, 2017

pedophile pie

Living in between two sex offenders; an area where no children are safe

Now that our new neighbors moved in, we're in a pedophile pie!

by Harry Potter 23 November 11, 2017

peenop

A guy who is a loser and has no friends, is homosexual, and they typically where the same stupid sweatshirt everyday because they don't clean themselves.

I feel bad for Jon he always sits alone like a total peenop.

John has not washed that sweatshirt in a week he smells like a peenop.

by Mr.coolradepicman007 December 5, 2017

pedophile

The type of person that belongs into the cia.gov/report section

Pedophile: I love underaged girls so much

random: And you're going to love the cia.gov/report section

by dewgsbigfan December 31, 2017