Pee willy

The act of peeing on your finger and going up to a buddy and sticking it in their ear and yelling PEE WILLY!! cousin of the poo willy and wet willy

Nelldog and Garringer were acting like major sluts so Carlos gave those sons a guns a pee willy

by A genious January 12, 2009

pee-knocker

a mythical item used on cold days when you are outside taking a leak and the piss freezes mid-stream.

You gotta knock the frozen piss off before you can continue your business.

It was so cold this morning I thought I was going to need a pee-knocker after I took my morning whiz.

by rxjohnk January 15, 2009

Pee Rape

Pee rape is where a toilet stalker steals someones pee and sells it to travellers, without their consent.

Toilet stalker: I sell my pee to gypsies.
Victim: It's not YOUR pee, it's mine. You stole it ¬_¬ that's pee rape, I'll have you know.

by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2007

Pee Flaps

The iner or outer female genitalia, "Labia"

Dude, check out them Pretty Pink Pee Flaps on that chick!

by Dr.Deezul September 3, 2006

pee hat

when you pee on someones head and it becoems a hat

bitch, i done have you a pee hat

by t boner March 5, 2005

pee-pee

A man's wanger.

I have a large pee-pee.

by Daman November 2, 2003

Pee Bum

Tap Ass Pee Bum is usually obtained on a trip to Mexico after drinking the water.
The emitted sound from Pee Bum sounds like someone urinating when in actuality,it is stinky,liquid shit exiting with the force of a pressure washer.
Pee Bum will only stop or slow with medication or corn blockage.

Derk:"Hey man,let's go to the bar and det some putas!"
Buttster:"Dude,I can't,I got Pee Bum from those fajitas!"
Pedro:"Vote for Pedro!"

by Joel B Ertonpink April 28, 2005