crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Pecker

an over confidant individual

have you spoke to the new kid, hes a right pecker

by nujon October 27, 2022

Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022

Spicy pecker juicing

PHRASE: def: A male masturbating vigorously using Icy-Hot as lubrication.

We replaced out buddies lotion so now he's spicy pecker juicing in the pisser.

by Krackerino November 1, 2021

Connor Pecker

The reason people kill themselves and why people have bad days.

Tom was being a real Connor Pecker today.

by Day ruiner August 31, 2016

egg pecker

Egg shaped head.

Look at jay baos head, hes got a egg pecker!

by Lisaannsbum November 9, 2021

Pecker

One who types slow on the keyboard .

Wow your a pecker , that report should have been typed hours ago.

by Redneckmess November 8, 2017