Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.

OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)

by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009

Kevin (Park)

Also known as Young Suh. Is a hype beast. Rides off brother (Wonki) for Yeezys. Also wears fake bred 1s. VERY VERY short. Like shorter than Grace (Jeong) short. Claims to play guitar but never practices. Claims to be good at basketball, but realistically is not.

He's so small and thinks he's good at basketball, he must be a Kevin (Park).

by the two amazing friends November 25, 2017

stretchmark park

A zoo or other park frequented by mothers and their children.

Mallory took the kids to stretchmark park to look at all the animals.

by JackSweet72 June 19, 2011

Park Seonghwa

Park seonghwa is a vocalist of the 8 member boy group named ATEEZ. He is known as the motherly figure of the group, taking care of all the members and has a unique obsession with cleaning. He is a great dancer, singer, and rapper. Stan ATEEZ Stan Park Seonghwa

Hani: Park seonghwa! What are you doing again?
Seonghwa: SORRY I CANT STOP CLEANING-

by Mari Atiny April 5, 2021

player parking

similar to rock star parking, player parking is not limited to spots in front of a club or bar, but even the prime spot in front of the burrito place which allows you to keep an eye on your car while you are ordering/eating

I can leave my windows down and not worry about my shit gettin jacked because i got player parking

by DKStamos16 March 21, 2008

Park Reject

The name for an autistic boy living on the third floor of an apartment complex who eats mayonnaise sandwiches and has no friends. Typically has a very large head and gets bullied by his peers. Additionally, this boy is a virgin and gets spanked by his mommy if he misbehaves.

That kid is such a park reject! What a fucking loser!

by Dookiepoopy November 11, 2021

park a custard

Means to throw up; hurl

You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up in a few. I gotta go park a custard.

by TheDeathBot June 17, 2008